He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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