No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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