there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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