Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
