Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
