i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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