Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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