Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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