I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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