If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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