she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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