I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
