How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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