ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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