ya dads aren't the best wingmen
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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