I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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