every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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