i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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