I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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