i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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