god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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