every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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