well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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