We're like a lot better than the average bears
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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