As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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