I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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