Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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