I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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