I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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