So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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