Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize