Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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