You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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