Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
should my penis look like a turkey
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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