I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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