these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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