I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
