some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
her vagine was all disorganized.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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