I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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