how can u be prego again
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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