You're completely useless in the revolution.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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