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(303): View more from Colorado

I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up

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(609): View more from New Jersey

they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height

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(212): View more from New York

I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".

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(818): View more from California

I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.

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(845): View more from New York

There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2

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(859): View more from Kentucky

My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.

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