I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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