As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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