I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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