How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
