East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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