it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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