All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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