just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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