Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
