i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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