I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
