Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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