I'm passing your future prison.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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