Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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