Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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